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Putin blames US for war
Aug 29, 2008 - 12:57 PM
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 The Russian President, Vladimir Putin, has shocked Europe by using the giant American broadcaster, CNN, to accuse his US counterpart, George Bush, of creating the war in Georgia as a plot to install John McCain as his successor.
"It is not just that the American side could not restrain the Georgian leadership from this criminal act. The American side in effect armed and trained the Georgian army," Mr Putin told CNN.
Mr Putin's comments have added to rising tensions with the US as the scenario of a Cold War, Act One, rose in Europe after Russia sent warships on "peacekeeping" duties to the Black Sea - in response to the arrival of US and NATO naval ships it insists are using humanitarian aid as a guise.
The inflammatory words come just 24 hours after the Kremlin flagged that it was "not afraid" of a new Cold War, sparking aw ave of immediate condemnation from the European Union and the United States. The statement emerged at the same time as Russia announced its unilateral decisin to sign of the decree of independence for the breakway regions of South Ossetia and Abkhazia.
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You know, I remember the end of the first cold war.
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TV Shows I Really Wish Dexter Morgan Would Visit
Aug 29, 2008 - 12:49 PM
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 If you're familiar with Dexter (and if you're not, shame on you) it's one of the best shows on TV), then you know that the eponymous main character is a serial killer, but he only kills bad people who deserve to die. Perhaps I'm a little more liberal in my definition of "those who deserve to die", because I can think of plenty of other shows that I wish he could visit and go "take care of business" over with their cast of characters.
So let's pretend for a moment that Dexter considers extremely annoying people to be worthy of his death sentence and imagine how much better life would be if he could cross over into some of these other shows for a special guest appearance. Let us also imagine, for the sake of variety, that Dexter may deviate from the norm and use different methods to do away with these characters so that this doesn't get really boring after about the third entry. Many of these shows have already completed their run, so let's just consider how great it would be if Dex could appear in a rerun and suddenly retcon these sorry losers out of existence. So who should be on Dexter's hitlist?
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IE8 To Have A "Porn Mode"
Aug 29, 2008 - 12:18 PM
 Been surfing for porn at work, home, and/or school?
Internet Explorer 8 will have a special privacy mode so that what happens at your desk, isn't discoverable by teachers, co-workers, parents, God etc.
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Death to the Burbs
Aug 29, 2008 - 10:48 AM
About 50 years too late, but its a start.
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 Australia's big cities are being urged to ban outer suburban housing estates to cut urban sprawl and be more like London and Rome. The nation's peak architectural body wants Australian cities to focus on boosting their inner and middle suburbs' density rather than release land in outer areas, to become more sustainable.
The Royal Australian Institute of Architects' new urban design policy also pushes for greater regional development, which in Victoria would mean more people to living and working in cities such as Geelong or Ballarat.
RAIA president Howard Tanner said increasing urban density to maximise efficiency and sustainability of infrastructure was the only way forward for Melbourne and Sydney.
"You have got people encouraged to buy a block of land way out of the city and they are having to travel for three hours a day to commute. That's not sustainable," he said.
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Surfer saved from death by dolphins!
Aug 29, 2008 - 9:42 AM
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 Another 20 feet beyond the chaos, Wes Williams, a 33-year-old Cambria bar owner, stared from his surfboard in disbelief. Six bottlenose dolphins were leaping in and out of the water, stirring up whitecaps. When Williams saw Endris surface, he believed the dolphins were attacking him. "He was shouting like he was being electrocuted," he says. "I thought, What did this guy do to piss off the dolphins?"
Williams watched as the dolphin pod circled Endris, slapping their flukes in agitation. It was then that he saw the bright red ring of Endris's blood staining the water.
With a burst of adrenaline, Endris thrust his head above the surface, gasping for air. The great white still had a hold on his upper thigh. "I figured my leg was gone," Endris says, "but I couldn't think about that right then." He used all his strength to kick the shark repeatedly in the face with his free leg. The great white shot out of the water, thrashing Endris like a wet towel. The surfer swung his fists, hoping he'd get lucky and hit an eye. "Let me go!" he shouted. "Get outta here! Somebody, help me!"
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Boobmeister adds: NSFW Zoom image
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Lloyds is pants
Aug 29, 2008 - 9:06 AM
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 A man who chose "Lloyds is pants" as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to "no it's not".
Steve Jetley, from Shrewsbury, said he chose the password after falling out with Lloyds TSB over insurance that came free with an account.
He said he was then banned from changing it back or to another password of "Barclays is better".
The bank apologised and said the staff member no longer worked there.
Mr Jetley said he first realised his security password had been changed when a call centre staff member told him his code word did not match with the one on the computer.
"I thought it was actually quite a funny response," he said.
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Halliburton caught using slave labour!
Aug 29, 2008 - 8:48 AM
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 Twelve men recruited in Nepal died after forced transfer to Iraq, lawfirm says
Thirteen Nepali men were recruited and held against their will for thirteen months in a human trafficking scheme engineered and perpetrated by Halliburton and its Jordanian contractor, according to a lawsuit filed yesterday in California federal court.
The Nepali men, each between the ages of 18 and 27, were allegedly hired as kitchen staff by the then-Halliburton subsidiary KBR and its Jordanian subcontractor, Daoud & Partners. Once they arrived in Jordan, however, their passports were seized and they were dispatched to Iraq.
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Author of 100 Things to Do Before You Die, dies.
Aug 29, 2008 - 8:32 AM
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 Dave Freeman, co-author of 100 Things to Do Before You Die, a travel guide and ode to odd adventures that inspired readers and imitators, died after hitting his head in a fall at his home. He was 47.
Freeman died on August 17 after the fall at his Venice home, his father, Roy Freeman, told The Los Angeles Times on Monday.
An advertising agency executive, Freeman co-wrote the 1999 book subtitled Travel Events You Just Can't Miss with Neil Teplica. It was based on the website whatsgoingon.com, which the pair ran together from 1996 to 2001.
"This life is a short journey," the book says. "How can you make sure you fill it with the most fun and that you visit all the coolest places on earth before you pack those bags for the very last time?"
Freeman's relatives said he visited about half the places on his list before he died, and either he or Teplica had been to nearly all of them.
"He didn't have enough days, but he lived them like he should have," Teplica said.
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British University students are teh dumb
Aug 29, 2008 - 8:12 AM
Now I do believe that we should move to renewable energy resources. But I'm in favour of the continual mining of coal, simply to give a viable alternative to university for some of God's special children, such as the authors of these quotes from UK University undergrad exams.
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"laxative enforcement policies"
"The Handmaid's Tale shows how patriarchy treats women as escape goats."
"Tackling climate change will require an unpresidented response."
"Control of infectious diseases is very important in case an academic breaks out."
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"Nirvana cannot be described because there are no words in existence for doing so. Not non-existence either, it is beyond the very ideas of existing and not existing."
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All these and more are just some of the many reasons why the British are done as a major world power
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